Living in India teaches you a lot of
budgeting. Trust me Indians are very
calculative when it comes to their regular lives. So am I. Well but then a hell
lot of fun happens when the budgeting hits the kitchen.
Last year one fine evening my mother who
used to give me these long lectures about some vitamin in tomatoes suddenly
started blaming this very vegetable( or fruit as you prefer) for her acidity.
Well the reason was that rate of tomatoes increased from 30 per kg to 10o bucks
per kg. I mean 100?
I was very amused with all the jokes on
twitter and facebook about the 100per Kg
thing. But that is not my point. With that changed the statistics of my
kitchen. Tomatoes were forbidden. My yummy tomato sandwitches changed to potato
sandwitches, the daily salad disappeared from the dining table, our very own Mc
Donalds deprived us of that single slice of tomato they placed between the Mc
Aloo Tikki and my mother to top it all
started using ketchup instead of tomato puree reasoning me that they are more
or less the same. She even found substitutes like raw mangoes, dried mango
powder and even lemon juice as if none of them were remotely acidic. I cursed
the vegetable sellers who mocked us for buying just 250 gm of tomatoes that is
around three tomatoes in a week. Obviously he felt rich because he could afford
a cart of tomatoes .
After a good long wait of 4 months , I got
the taste of tomato soup and I felt like a King.
Next my kitchen was hard hit when suddenly
onion prices went high. Yes you guessed it right my mother insisted that we
being Brahmins should quit eating onions and stick to a pure vegetarian diet.
This time my dad joined her league. He was one who’d never eat his meals
without raw onion salad and then he started giving lectures on how disgusting a
smell raw onions leaves. My favourite “Paneer sabji” looked like balls of white
swimming in spicy water without onions and tomatoes.
And restaurants, well they had a totally
new ideology. Every dish that had he word “PYAZA” or “Tamatari” had its prices
doubled and the amount of tomato and onions halved. We as customers felt
cheated. On asking for marinated onions all we got were 3 small shallots that
too half eaten by God knows whom.
This was really a testing time for all
middle class families like mine. We went on a never ending fast. Barring the
rich who were least concerned as the vegetables that they eat are usually very
highly priced like broccoli, asparagus ,
blabla.
Trust me you might find this funny but
being an ultimate foodie it was the biggest torture I ever had.
Signing off now...
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